Sunday, October 13, 2013

I need a spare key...


A long, long time ago…In a galaxy far, far away.  There lived a boy on Naboo.  Lets call him, John.  Now John decided that he wanted to move to another planet.  So he did.  He moved to a planet where he didn’t know many people but there was a married couple that he was friends with and they let him stay with them for a little while.  The husband had a sand cruiser that he let John borrow when John had to go into town.  So John would take the sand cruiser and go with the wife, we’ll call her Jen….I mean…umm….Jane, yea Jane.  John and Jane would go into town to try to get John settled into an apartment and find a sand cruiser of his own plus there was a lot of work to be done and they were able to do all of their work in town.  The second day that John was on his new planet he locked the keys inside the sand cruiser.  It wasn’t a big deal and they all had a good laugh about it. Well exactly one week later while at the La Colonia supermarket….I mean the El Mos Eisley supermarket, Jane got out to go inside to buy groceries while John stayed out by the sand cruiser to watch the items in the back.  When John walked around for a minute he decided to get back in the sand cruiser and realized that he had once again locked the keys in the sand cruiser.  YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, was the only thought going through his mind.  A local of this planet that John had moved to, who was in a wheelchair, came up and asked what the problem was and John told him.  The local went to find a thin piece of metal to use to unlock the door and when he returned a frantic struggle began to unlock the door so Jane would not find out.  Unfortunately when Jane returned there was John along with 2 local vendors who were selling rebel gear, a storm trooper, and the guy in the wheelchair all trying to get into the sand cruiser.  Jane said the same thing John had recently thought but she said it out loud, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!  It didn’t take long though, one of the rebel vendors managed to get the door open and John and Jane were on their way home.  However, they had to stop for space fuel on the way home.  After getting the fuel they were turning back onto the road and a storm trooper stop was up ahead on the road.  One of the storm troopers motioned for them to pull over so John pulled the sand cruiser over to the side of the road.  When the storm trooper asked John for his license, all John could do was give him this little piece of paper explaining why his license had been confiscated earlier in the day.  You see, earlier in the day John and Jane needed to get to Burger King…I mean Tatoine’s Finest Burgers, which was on the opposite side of the road and there was a median.  So John went to an intersection and did a U turn.  The only problem was that there were two storm troopers that watched him do it.  They stopped him and asked for his license and explained why the U turn was illegal at this intersection.  Jane said, “it isn’t illegal because there is no sign posted saying it’s illegal and there has to be a sign posted saying you can’t do a U turn”.  The storm trooper replied with, “well there used to be a sign, I’m giving you a ticket”….. The Empire won this battle but they didn’t find the droids…wait…what?.  So John got a ticket and had his license confiscated which is why he had to show the storm trooper the little piece of paper the second time he was pulled over that day.  The second storm trooper just looked at the paper and said ok and let them go. 

Now just 2 days later on Friday, John and Jane were leaving the Mos Eisley market where they were helping a friend shop.  A storm trooper in his sand cruiser was staring at them as they walked by so Jane said hello and the storm trooper replied with, “Hello, is there anything I can help you with”.  Now this shocked John and Jane because storm troopers usually don’t say things like this or even speak in perfect English!!  So Jane said, “well you can help me with a ticket I have”.  The storm trooper said, “yea I can help you, no problem.  My name is James Brown, here’s my phone number so you can call me and I’ll take care of that ticket.”  Jane and John knew that this storm troopers name couldn’t be James Brown but Mr. James Brown got his license out to prove that was his name.  John and Jane went to the storm trooper post and talked with James Brown for a little while.  James asked John how long he had lived here and John said less than 2 weeks so James gave him his phone number and email and even said we could come visit his parents with him in Roatan when he goes.  He said, “I don’t know if you have many friends here, but now you have at least one, me”.  So John and Jane are going to meet James Monday morning at the storm trooper headquarters to see if James can pull a few strings and get Johns license back.  When Jane told James that she was surprised when he replied to her the first time in English James said, “When you see someone else that speaks English you have to speak to them.  It’s like the English is calling out from within you and you have to do it.  You just can’t not do it.” Well said James, well said.  So this battle isn’t over.  John hasn’t yet admitted defeat to the Empire and paid his fine because now he might have a rebel storm trooper on the inside.  

John also found an apartment this week….I mean Tyler did…I mean me, ME! I found an apartment this week!!!  It’s in a great location and it is the best apartment for the price that we have looked at.  You know you have those moments when you see something and you just know it’s right.  That’s how this place was, I just knew immediately that it was the place.  Next week I’ll be signing a contract and after that I can move in!  I still haven’t had much luck finding a sand cruiser…I mean a truck.  They are pretty stinking pricey.  They all say, “ Oh pick me, pick me, PICK ME! But none of them have stood out and said in a James Earl Jones’ voice, “I AM THE ONE, LOOK NO FURTHER”!  So I’m still looking. 

Things at the Kitchen have gone great, working with the ladies has been a lot of fun.  For those of you who have been wondering when the daycare building will be fixed, repairs start Monday!  I met a couple of times this week with the guys who are doing the work and we are finally ready to start.  I think worst case scenario we are looking at being back open by the beginning of next year!  I’ve spent a lot of time with Evelyn trying to learn how she handles all of the finances and everything else so that I’ll be able to help her as much as I can from this point forward.  A lot of problems we’ve had are beginning to be fixed. 

I do ask that you keep one of the ladies who work part-time at the feeding center in your prayers.  Sonia lived in a house at the top of the mountain, way up high.  I’m told it’s higher than any gringo has ever ventured.  I just learned today that she had been renting a house made out of mud, almost solely out of mud.  Her rent was 500 Lempiras a month, which is like $30.  Wednesday we had some heavy rain and her house actually fell in on her and hurt her.  She waited until Friday morning to go to the doctor because she had been hurting but what they found was that she actually had kidney stones.  They did emergency surgery on her Friday morning at hospital Escuela to fix that.  Reyna has been at the hospital with her today and as far as I know she is still doing ok but now she doesn’t have a house anymore.  She was renting that mud house because that’s all she could afford since she currently only fills in at the kitchen when another lady is out for a day.  It’s not like we can just raise money to build her a Torch house because she doesn’t own any land to build a house on.  Something will happen though.  God will provide.  Just keep her in your prayers because she is definitely not having a good week.

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